Maybe It's a Southside Thing

First off, congratulations to the 2005 World Series champs Chicago White Sox. Of course, now the champs have some serious expectations to live up to: those fans are going to expect a World Series championship every 88 years.

Note to manager Ozzie Guillen: when celebrating, please refrain from kissing members of the same sex on the lips. You're not Sheryl Swoopes, you know.