A-Rod to Mommy: Please Tell Them Why I Played So Badly

A-Rod’s mommy wants the world to know that her baby boy was sad over the death of his uncle and, therefore, unable to perform during the division series with the Angels.

First, my sincere condolences to the Rodriguez and Navarro families on the death of Augusto.

Second, two questions for A-Rod’s mom:

1. Did somebody die during the 2004 ALCS?
2. Ever hear of Brett Favre?

Written by Harper. Posted by Spork Boy.